Top Ten Reasons Not To Make A Top 10 List

Top Ten reasons why not to make a Top Ten List.

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Reason #10 — People may think you are trying to be like David Letterman when you make a Top Ten List.

Reason #9 — You can only think of 6 items to include on your Top Ten List.

Reason #8 — You dislike making decisions.

Reason #7 – You are concerned that your spouse will make you balance the check book if she or he knows you can count to ten.

Reason #6 for not making a Top Ten List — You can’t think of anything that interests you enough to count and sort out ten of them.

Reason #5 – You really don’t want David Letterman to sue you.

Reason #4 — Nobody will read your Top Ten List anyway.

Reason #3 — If it’s not Number One, it’s not worth writing down.

Reason #2 — Every time you get your Top Ten List in order you have a strong compulsion to rearrange it.

And the #1 reason not to make a Top Ten List is:  You’re a nonconformist.  You’ll make a Top Nine List or a Top Eleven List, but no way you’ll harp in with Top Ten.

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About Steve Simms

I like to look and think outside the box. I have written two books: Mindrobics: How To Be Happy For The Rest Of Your Life and Your Sperm Won--Experiencing Your Value As A Championship Human Being. In college I encountered Jesus Christ and I have been passionate about trying to get to know Him better ever since. My wife and I lead a non-traditional church in Nashville based on open participation and Spirit-led sharing. We long to see the power and passion of the early church come to life in our time.
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