Here’s a great texting idea. Text this:
U R needed to actively participate in chURch.
Or this: When the preacher is the only one allowed to speak out in church, u r left out, so perhaps we should spell one-speaker church like this “ch__ch.”
Or: To have a full experience of “c-h-u-r-c-h,” u r needed to actively participate, not just passively sit and spectate.
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